chatananas: Rahm Emanuel is R rated (ANGRY: Rahm is R rated)
Alright, so here's some kind of dialog fic or something.

Title: The words you put in my mouth
Pairing: Jon Stewart/Rahm Emanuel
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1944
Warnings: Questionable language


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Those words make Jon hate himself. They’re the ones he’s dreamed to hear, but now that Rahm says them, they make him sound like he’s broken. )
chatananas: gaga is sad (SAD: gaga sad)



LOOK AT THAT HUG IT'S SO FULL OF SADNESS AND OTHER UNSPOKEN FEELINGS
Also, I choked up a little bit when I saw that bb had put on his nicest suit to say goodbye


THAT LOOK

EDIT:


BRB tinhatting like whoa
chatananas: Rahm Emanuel is R rated (ANGRY: Rahm is R rated)
I wrote this ficlet the last time people on [profile] fakenews_fanfic were writing from prompts on [profile] unlove_you. I didn't post it then because I finished it around 1 am. I was about to do it tonight since it was an amnesty OT, but I realized at the last second that there's way too many f-bombs in it for that place. And people might be suffering from Rahm-fatigue after my pic-ficlet from the other day that kind of prompted a mini Emanuelmania in a place that is not made for that.

Okay, so here's the thing, unbeta-ed and all:

Title: This Is Not About You
Pairing: Jon Stewart/Rahm Emanuel
Rating: PG-13 for language
Warnings: Rahm Emanuel

Stewart’s searching his old records for some Pink Floyd album. )
chatananas: vintage lady with long hair (Default)
POST A RAHMMIX.



Medium: Real people
Fandom: American politics
Subject: Rahm Emanuel, the man behind the legend~~
Title: Au revoir, Rahm Emanuel
Warnings: Well, it's Rahm. Violent imagery, ablist language and curse words here and there.

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click here for exquisitely emotional songs that'll bring a single tear to your eye... )
chatananas: fanmix (FANMIX: bird turntable)


Yeah, I'm not getting any better at this Photoshop thing.

Medium: Real people
Fandom: American politics
Subject: A little musical story about President Obama getting elected, having kind of a hard time, and receiving support from his personal attack dog, Rahm Emanuel
Title: Cuts You Up
Warnings: None

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lyrics and download link this way )
chatananas: Benton Fraser from Due South (CANADA: The Canadian stereotype)
had me craving for a Due South/The Colbert Report crossover. No chance that I'll ever find that anywhere, though.

EDIT:

chatananas: cherry blossoms (PINK: Cherry blossoms)



Title: Like Springtime to the Cherry Trees
Fandom: Fakenews
Pairing: Joan Stewart/"Stephanie Colbert"
Summary: Stephanie always listens to her gut. The problem is her gut hasn't been able to make up its mind lately.
Warning: None.
Notes: Inspired by [personal profile] sailorptah's wonderful genderswap 'verse.

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Lyrics and download link this way )
chatananas: gaga is sad (SAD: gaga sad)
Now I understand people who say they can't listen to a particular song after a breakup. I can't listen to Cesaria Evora without feeling this pang of sadness, because I listened to her so much when I was in Toronto.

Why is it that the love of my life is a goddamn CITY? I am citysexual. TORONTO I STILL LOVE YOU!! OMG MISS YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS INSIDE. Montréal's okay for the most part but IDK it doesn't have half of your charm and it's got no skyscrapers to speak of.

Oh god I miss Toronto.
chatananas: colbert/emanuel (PAIRING: stephen rahm bipartisan)


Title: Hold Me Down
Fandom: Fakenews and American politics
Pairing: Stephen Colbert/Rahm Emanuel
Summary: They said having rebound sex with a short, grumpy, graying, foul-mouthed, middle-aged workaholic Jew born on the 29th of November to forget about a short, grumpy, graying, foul-mouthed, middle-aged workaholic Jew born on the 28th of November wasn't a good idea, but what do they know.
Warning: Swear words and slight emotional f*ckery, as can be expected.

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Lyrics and download link this way )
chatananas: vintage lady with long hair (Default)
AWOETUAOWGHAP98E7JUST GOT ASKED OUT BY MY 70 YEAR-OLD NEIGHBOR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DO PEOPLE GET SO WEIRD WHENEVER I'M NICE WITH THEM OH MY GODTQP0375QP2WHSL;NV

Poor old guy, I hope he's not crying right now. Shit.




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS MY LIFE SO RIDICULOUS
chatananas: vintage lady with long hair (Default)


Title: Loyal Dissent
Fandom: Fakenews and American politics
Pairing: Jon Stewart/Rahm Emanuel
Summary: A poignant tale of star-crossed love between two irascible Jews who can barely stand each other.
Warning: Swear words under the cut

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chatananas: A lamb (FIC: For you are the lamb)


Title: This Thing
Medium: Television
Fandom: The Colbert Report & The Daily Show
Paring: "Stephen Colbert"/Jon Stewart
Summary: It's hard enough to reconcile oneself with one's beliefs, but what one's to do when one falls in love with another man? A man as forceful and disrepectful as Jon Stewart, who will seize every occasion to threaten one's virtue?
Warnings: None

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Lyrics and download link this way )