Jewish cowboys

Alright, so here's some kind of dialog fic or something.

Title: The words you put in my mouth
Pairing: Jon Stewart/Rahm Emanuel
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1944
Warnings: Questionable language


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( Those words make Jon hate himself. They’re the ones he’s dreamed to hear, but now that Rahm says them, they make him sound like he’s broken. )

had me craving for a Due South/The Colbert Report crossover. No chance that I'll ever find that anywhere, though.

EDIT:

Title: Hold Me Down
Fandom: Fakenews and American politics
Pairing: Stephen Colbert/Rahm Emanuel
Summary: They said having rebound sex with a short, grumpy, graying, foul-mouthed, middle-aged workaholic Jew born on the 29th of November to forget about a short, grumpy, graying, foul-mouthed, middle-aged workaholic Jew born on the 28th of November wasn't a good idea, but what do they know.
Warning: Swear words and slight emotional f*ckery, as can be expected.

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Title: This Thing
Medium: Television
Fandom: The Colbert Report & The Daily Show
Paring: "Stephen Colbert"/Jon Stewart
Summary: It's hard enough to reconcile oneself with one's beliefs, but what one's to do when one falls in love with another man? A man as forceful and disrepectful as Jon Stewart, who will seize every occasion to threaten one's virtue?
Warnings: None

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